Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Some kid goes to middle school and can't get popular but his fat ginger friend does!
Breaking Dawn is a lie!
Hold up.
What battle sequence?! Do you mean the bit when they come together with the Volturi at the end of the book for a chat?
The end of the book was enough of a let down, but if they're gonna insert a random battle in the movie I swear i'm walking out of the cinema!
She said: "It's almost an entire three-act story in and of itself. You have to track hundreds of characters." There's not hundreds of characters! There's the Cullens, about 20 of their mates, the Volturi and their guard and and about 30 vampires they brought along for a laugh. I had more people at my 13th birthday party.
no commentsKick-Ass
There are three reasons why this movie is awesome:
1. A high school student walks around in a wet suit trying to be a superhero but gets his arse kicked instead.
4. Hit Girl, an 11 year-old assassin, calls a room full of men 'c*nts' and then kills them all.
D. Red Mist aka McLovin has THE best quiff I have ever seen.
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